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About Me (written by my friends):
My name is Patti and I really, really, really dig Jeremy Renner's ass. And dick. I mean, really. I want to be all up on dat junk, yo. Dat boi shoo! You ain't even kno! I'm really good at sucking dick, too, so if you're Renner and you're reading this, HIT ME UP BOO! (by Rachel.)

Hi, I'm Patti. I'm Irish. I like Jeremy Renner's arms and face and everything. My urls are always amazing and I love the Bruins. (by Allie.)

hey i'm patti and my goal in life is to ruin pasha's life by slowly making her care about players on the bruins and telling her all about the cute hockey players that go to my school i'm the best type of person ever xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo (by Pasha.)

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5ummit:

Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.

  · yes good · Hawkeye · deadpool ·

raiining:

I need more fic about Clint twirling arrows through his fingers when he ‘s bored

y’know the best part about being an avenger? having captain america around you all the time. he just — the guy brings out the absolute best in people. you want to be good when he’s around. you really do. ivan, look around you real quick. because right now? captain america ain’t here.

skyfallat221b:

WHAT IF ▬ Clint got an unnamed cameo in CATWS at the ‘Afghanistan’ comment. 

(insp by loveholic198)

Comics VS MCU: Clint Barton

  · perf · bae · clint barton · hawkeye · jrenn ·

Fraction’s Hawkeye

C L I N T

a shitty kate bishop moodboard;

offtide:

[ helicarriers exploding in the distance ]

hawkeye in #37 for anon!

when-it-rains-it-snows:

Confession: I am sitting here laughing so hard at my own fucking nonsense that I am gonna have to compose myself before writing a rambly artist note.

Will you even look at this.

Okay, so: This was a gag gift, you know it was a gag gift, obviously a very well-thought out one that took some planning, but the person who gave it was apparently unaware that while you can take the man out of Iowa, you cannot take the Iowa out of the man.  Even if you manage to surgically excise every trace of Midwest, you’d STILL have someone who used to wear a purple miniskirt to work.

Last statement here is that if you’re new enough to Hawkeye that you don’t recognise the GOSH I LOVE ARROWS thing, I am going to give you the pleasure of Googe-Image-Searching it yourself.  Enjoy!  You’ve picked the right Avenger to love, you really have.

soloecismus:

Hawkeye (v1) Comics: 1-4

  · ooooh · yes good · Hawkeye · comics · marvel ·

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blackestglass:

myriadnakama:

itseggplant:

So everyone talks about Steve being able to wield Mjolnir and that’s cool and all, but a lot of people forget that Clint, in the comics, is one of the few people who can properly use Steve’s shield.

So…yes. Steve holds his hand out…

megmcmuffins:

Based on this tweet…

Everybody puts odds on how many they can stick to his arm before he notices.

I had a ton of people ask me why Clint wasn’t joining in on the magnet game. He was just biding his time of course.

[part 1]

Sam and Thor play “rock, paper, scissors” before every mission. The loser has to keep an eye on Clint and catch him when he inevitably jumps/falls/dives off a tall building. Clint doesn’t know they do this.

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