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23. Female.

Blogs about:
The MCU, Jeremy Renner, the Boston Red Sox, Hawkguy, the Boston Bruins, Petopher/Bourhen, things in my real life that I need to get off my chest, attractive people, miscellany.

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About Me (written by my friends):
My name is Patti and I really, really, really dig Jeremy Renner's ass. And dick. I mean, really. I want to be all up on dat junk, yo. Dat boi shoo! You ain't even kno! I'm really good at sucking dick, too, so if you're Renner and you're reading this, HIT ME UP BOO! (by Rachel.)

Hi, I'm Patti. I'm Irish. I like Jeremy Renner's arms and face and everything. My urls are always amazing and I love the Bruins. (by Allie.)

hey i'm patti and my goal in life is to ruin pasha's life by slowly making her care about players on the bruins and telling her all about the cute hockey players that go to my school i'm the best type of person ever xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo (by Pasha.)

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moonlettuce:

Every single Peter Hale fan bursts into a rendition of Adele.

"We could have had it aaaallllllll…"

petiteso:

Just because.

steve rogers hiding his sadness with a smile  

awwww-cute:

I think my cat may be having an existential crisis

all sexuality’s are accepted in the rest of the galaxy so when Quill takes the Guardians to Earth Gamora and Drax get pissed that homophobia is a thing cause they find it dishonorable.

  · yes this · I want this · bmhc ·

sexygeriatrics:

margurita:

Chris Evans doing the Carlton dance 2012  [x]

there’s so much happening here

Chris Evans has been known to grab people’s left boob, so my question for both of you is have you ever had your left boob grabbed by Chris Evans? (x)
  · best yes · good ·

Update on hot manager: he wasn’t in the army, he’s a fucking MARINE. Also he’s a giant nerd who wants a girl to play video games, watch Star Wars, and backpack across Europe with.


HELLO HI YES I AM RIGHT HERE JUST SAY THE WORD AND I WILL TRANSFER STORES.

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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  · sobs · glasses · stop · jrenn ·

Tonight was shitty.

I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since mom passed.

bluewindsummer:

*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics

  · I am dying · perf ·

wintersoldlier:

itfeelspersonal:

Can we admire this?

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun - bucky, probably

  · dying · perf · cevans · fucking dorito ·

#planetfitness just gets me as a person. (at Planet Fitness - Rochester, NH)

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