I need to buy my beta a heater because it is too cold in this house…
The MCU, Jeremy Renner, the Boston Red Sox, Hawkguy, the Boston Bruins, Petopher/Bourhen, things in my real life that I need to get off my chest, attractive people, miscellany.
About Me (written by my friends):
My name is Patti and I really, really, really dig Jeremy Renner's ass. And dick. I mean, really. I want to be all up on dat junk, yo. Dat boi shoo! You ain't even kno! I'm really good at sucking dick, too, so if you're Renner and you're reading this, HIT ME UP BOO! (by Rachel.)
Hi, I'm Patti. I'm Irish. I like Jeremy Renner's arms and face and everything. My urls are always amazing and I love the Bruins. (by Allie.)
hey i'm patti and my goal in life is to ruin pasha's life by slowly making her care about players on the bruins and telling her all about the cute hockey players that go to my school i'm the best type of person ever xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo (by Pasha.)
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
|· story of my life ·|
…I might have taken it too far.
Hawkeye in The Battle of New York
#but can we please get some fandom recognition for this guy?#because look at this#he is fresh out of mind control#and concussed; probably underfed and low on sleep#but they need him to fight (probably as much as he needs to fight because I can’t see him not feeling guilty about his role in thing)#so he fights and he does a damn fantastic job(via youandmecas)
yep those tags make up just part of the reason why clint barton is fucking amazing and important
Hawkeye and Widow? Widow and Hawkeye??? Hmmm. #iftheyhadababy #widow #hawkeye
Renner what are you doing
There are still very few things I find as attractive as Brendan Fraser in The Mummy.
[slams fist on the table] DEAN WINCHESTER DESERVES TO BE HAPPY.
[angrily stomps foot] CROWLEY DESERVES TO BE LOVED
[furiously punches a wall] SAM DESERVES TO HAVE A DOG
[Slams all the doors] AND CAS NEEDS HIS GUINEA PIG/FUZZY ANIMAL
[burns house down] ADAM DESERVES TO BE RESCUED
*starts apocalypse* GABRIEL
Something that could be very good for me might be happening soon. There’s just one more piece of the puzzle left to fall into place and I’m so anxious for it to happen.
Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman
Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour
*Flings this chart at baby boomers*