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23. Female.

Blogs about:
The MCU, Jeremy Renner, the Boston Red Sox, Hawkguy, the Boston Bruins, Petopher/Bourhen, things in my real life that I need to get off my chest, attractive people, miscellany.

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About Me (written by my friends):
My name is Patti and I really, really, really dig Jeremy Renner's ass. And dick. I mean, really. I want to be all up on dat junk, yo. Dat boi shoo! You ain't even kno! I'm really good at sucking dick, too, so if you're Renner and you're reading this, HIT ME UP BOO! (by Rachel.)

Hi, I'm Patti. I'm Irish. I like Jeremy Renner's arms and face and everything. My urls are always amazing and I love the Bruins. (by Allie.)

hey i'm patti and my goal in life is to ruin pasha's life by slowly making her care about players on the bruins and telling her all about the cute hockey players that go to my school i'm the best type of person ever xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo (by Pasha.)

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Myers Briggs By Superpowers

readingontheroof:

INFJ: Visions of the future
ESTP: Superhuman strength
INTJ: Immortality
ESFP: Ability to freeze time
INFP: Literary manipulation
ESTJ: Power negation
INTP: Omniscience
ESFJ: Healing powers
ISFJ: Visions of the past
ENTP: Dimensional travel
ISTJ: Photographic memory
ENFP: Reality warping
ISFP: Shape shifting
ENTJ: Mind control
ISTP: Invulnerability
ENFJ: Empathic powers

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a shitty kate bishop moodboard;

uncannybrettwhite:

gailsimone:

berenzero:

And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.

Bingo.

Wow.

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novacorps:

Date someone who looks at you the way Mark Ruffalo looks at Paul Rudd.

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Petition for CEvans, CHemsworth, and JRenn to only ever wear grey shirts of sex to non-formal events.

RDJ must always wear a suit, Fluffalo must have dad clothes, and ScarJo is forever allowed to wear whatever the fuck she wants.

akafoxxcub:

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THE RESTING BITCH FACE IS BACK!

❝ If people are so utterly offensive as to presume that you enjoy threesomes — I mean, yeah, you totally love threesomes, but that’s not the point — you might be a bisexual. ❞

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I think Entertainment Weekly’s Teen Wolf re-caps might be more entertaining than the show itself.

Favorite Marvel cast pics – Jaimie Alexander

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superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

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kimmykun:

bleep0bleep:

badwolfbadwolff:

I’ve found the name of Peter Hale’s gay werewolf pornography website.

OKAY BUT WHAT ABOUT A WEREWOLF HOOTERS-TYPE RESTAURANT IN A WEREWOLVES ARE KNOWN SOCIETY 

PETER OPENS UP THIS SLEAZY DIVE JOINT FAMOUS FOR ITS GIANT PRETZEL KNOTS HURR HURR HURR 

DEREK IS ONE OF THE LONG SUFFERING WAITERS 

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